i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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