i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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