Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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