is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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