So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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