How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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