in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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