so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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