nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Fuck now we have to have sex
In a bet, need to win
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.