if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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