Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
