i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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