he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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