I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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