Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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