He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
