I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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