Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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