Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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