Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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