My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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