i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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