bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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