so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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