@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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