glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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