I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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