i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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