fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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