Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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