I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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