Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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