none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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