But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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