I wish I could punch you in the face.
My balls are so social today.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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