I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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