so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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