i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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