Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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