I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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