you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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