Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
