just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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