The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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