yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Green mimosas i think yes
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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