White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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