dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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