Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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