i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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