he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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