absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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