Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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