May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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